Friday, March 02, 2012

Weakly Apologies
Editors Note:
In an effort to keep the world a happy place, the management has established a new policy. The World is a Stage will offer Weekly apologies to those who might have been inadvertently offended by a comment written in this blog by Jay Johnson. 
Here is the list of apologies for the week. 


I apologize to the following:
Frosty, Heidi and Frank
Gasoline Stations
Siri
The Academy Awards
Flies
Artists
Rick Santorum
Santorumites
Hippies
Peter Max
Julie Andrews
Spalding Gray
The American Dream
Iranians
Asians
Conservatives
The Tazman Sea
New iPad users
Dog lovers
Cat meat eaters
and  The Daily Word

As you were,
Jay

3 comments:

Roomie said...

R,

You seem to have omitted the 2 most important "offendees"......

Roomie & Mandy

Carry on,
R&M

P. Grecian said...

Send me a list of everything you don't apologize for. Those are probably MY fault.
They were probably sent to you by accident.
I'm sorry, Jay. It won't happen again.

Anonymous said...

Jay, it's people like you who give freedom of speech a bad name! :-) (I'm saying that tongue in cheek.) While even I don't agree with everything you say, you have the right to believe, say, and write whatever you want. Yes, some may be offended, but that's there right, too. That doesn't mean you should have to apologize (unless you're deliberately being rude and obnoxious). I'm a Gospel Ventriloquist and once in the while I run across a church leader who is offended by it (supposedly I'm breaking the second commandment). I tell them I'm sorry they feel that way and I can respect their opinion, but I disagree. We need to follow the old adage to"Agree to disagree without being disagreeable." Now with that in mind, I'm going to get my "sidekick" out of his case and apologize.
As I am,
Bill Matthews