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The Oscar "Blade Runner" Pistorius trial continues with Oscar on the stand. I love a good high profile trial... however, I'm not sure I would call this one good. He admitts he shot his girlfriend. Says he was trying to protect her. He shot four times through a closed door because he felt threatened by what he thought was an intruder hiding in the closed toilet. What if it was an intruder. How would he know that the intruder didn't have his girlfriend inside the stall as a hostage.
Oscar never called her name to see where she was, he just shot blindly through a closed door. The way I learned it from cop shows is, you take a position, aim and yell, "Come out with your hands up I have a gun." I think he is going down for this one. Are there prison issue prosthetics? They didn't allow Michael Milkin to wear his hair piece in jail.
Oscar never called her name to see where she was, he just shot blindly through a closed door. The way I learned it from cop shows is, you take a position, aim and yell, "Come out with your hands up I have a gun." I think he is going down for this one. Are there prison issue prosthetics? They didn't allow Michael Milkin to wear his hair piece in jail.
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Flight MH370 is still missing. And it is still "Breaking News" on CNN. Malasia now says it knew the plane had turned, and dropped to 4,000 or 5,000 feet on the day it went missing. Information that should have been known minutes after it was declared over due in Bejing. Why is it just now coming out , 33 days later. Something is very fishy about this story, that is probably why it has been such a compulsion with CNN. Some are saying the plane might me resting on the sea floor like the Titanic. In reality the sea floor where they are searching is thousands of feet deeper than the ocean where the Titanic lies. At this point in the ocean they say the pressure is like having the weight of a Cadillac Escapade pressing down on a space the size of your finger nail. The structure of a ship is not the same as an airplane. There is no way any part of it is "intact". The fuselage of the 777 would be crushed to the diameter of a garden hose long before it rested on the ocean floor. I say we are years away from having any more information than we do now.
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Hillary Clinton had a shoe thrown at her while she was on stage in Las Vegas. I was amazed by her composure and dignity in a situation that is very scary. I once had a person throw an ashtray at me while I was on stage. It was in Tahoe not Las Vegas, not that the venue is the issue. I may have come back with a joke, but I don't remember, it was extremely stressful. I had a hard time getting back to my act and I was shaking when I got off stage. I wanted to go after the guy in my anger but Casino security had already thrown him out of Ceasars. There is not way to explain how frightening it is to have a object fly out of a darkened audience toward your face.
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Larry Nelson posted a text exchange from a guy and a girl in a relationship. Here is how it went.
"Hey... where are you and what are you doing?"
"I'm home. Long day and I think that I am just going to turn in... Where are you?
"Standing in line behind you at the bar."
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Recently my friend Michael said his young daughters had a great idea. It seems when the cordless phone at the house rang it was always an "Easter Egg Hunt" to find where it had been left. His youngest said, "They should tie a string to the phone and attach it to the wall so we could always find it."
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It is Friday. Have a great weekend.
As you were,
Jay
1 comment:
That phone idea is a moneymaker! I'm gonna make a prototype! There's millions in it, I tells ya, millions!
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