Open Response to:
J. Arthur Tildad
Editor at Large - The World is a Stage
Dear Tildad:
Let me say that if our law firm of Hunt, Funt, Lunt and Cunningham was not already engaged in seeking justice for our client Jay Johnson, I would personally file a grievance on you for using too many "quotation" marks. "This" was "Used" way too much in a "lame" defense of your reactionary suspension of Jay Johnson from writing this blog.
Jay's writing has made this blog what it is, a blog that is read semi regularly by three maybe four people. One of those readers is Jay himself wondering when he will ever see his writing published on this site once more.
We ask again that you lift the "censorship" (quotation used correctly) and let Jay Johnson publish his blog, or we here at HLFC will be forced to take strong and immediate actions.
Regards,
Walter P. Helmhurst, Esq.
Hunt, Funt, Lunt and Cunningham
Attorneys at Law
6 comments:
Mr. Tildad - I really don't understand the decision not to publish my blogs for the last few days. I hope we can come to some sort of agreement without the need for a legal battle.
Jay
Mr. Johnson- We are not sure that you are representing the "values" that we stand for. The profanity and the radical ideas that have been reflected in your work recently is a little "left" and "dark" for what we think the readers want to read. Realize that we do not have a rating system, just the ideals of what blog readers need to read.
J. Arthur Tildad
We are just TOO confused for words!!! Would someone please come to our rescue?
TAOTB&TAOP
Mr. TAOTB&TAOP,
No need to be concerned as soon as Mr. Johnson delivers a blog that we can publish we will be happy to publish it. The Editorial staff is just trying to look out for the morals of those who do read this blog.
J. Arthur Tildad,
Editor at Large
This blog is officially my favorite thing on the internet.
Jay,
Is you pulling our legs?
"Hunt, Funt, Lunt and Cunningham" sounds funny, even for a law firm.
There are no lawyers, or persons, on the internet named J. Arther Tildad, nor are there any lawyers named Walter P. Helmhurst, that I could find in any search engines.
Your fellow Multiple Personality Disorder buddy,
Erik
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