Open letter

To: Mr. Jay Johnson

From: Trunion Tilt

Senior Partner

Capra, Copala, Kazan and Houston Law firm

Mr. Johnson:

I represent J. Arthur Tildad, editor of "The World is a Stage" blog. I have been reviewing the actions and communications between Mr. Tildad and Mr. Helmhurst. All of us involved are sorry that a conflict of duties has caused such distress for you and your reader. (That's right reader, singular. We checked you have only one reader, the comments are being made by the same person using assumed names. How crazy it that?) At any rate, we hope to have an equitable solution to this problem soon. (the publication problem, not the reader problem)

I wish to thank you for providing a blog yesterday that was publishable. Not funny but publishable. Because it was a National anniversary of grave proportions, it was a timely essay. As you can see our client Mr. Tildad is trying to work with you, and truly will publish those essays that are up to standards. However, in the future I would suggest that you look to lighter subject matter for your contributions.

For example the essay submitted for publication today entitled: "Why do they call them apartments if they are all stuck together?" is not up to standards and will not be published. I found it neither humorous nor uplifting.

Can't you write about puppies and flowers or even cats (with out the candle references). Please meet us half way and write funnier stuff. And, by the way, you have been banned from making comments on your own blog.

Sincerely,

Trunion Tilt, esq.

Capra, Copala, Kazan and Houston Law firm