Tuesday, September 10, 2013


Once a year pretend writers have to re-apply for their poetic license. The process involves evaluation of past posts published on this blog. The sampling of posts will be scored in three categories; appropriateness, artistic voice and attempted humor. Each category has a possible score of 1.0 for a total of 3.0. Humor is scored as a ratio of those who laughed divided by those offended. Bloggists  and pretend writers must receive a score of 1.5 or 50% to be granted a new poetic license. Posts to be evaluated will be chosen at random. Therefore this blog will be closed for the duration of that literary evaluation.  "The world is a stage and I need to go study my part." 

Coming soon:  Ventriloquist Performance Tips -
Practicing in front of a mirror....
Jay Johnson

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