If you take any number, multiply by 700, divide it by two, subtract the date and time of the current day, find the square root times Pi,
add your birth date expressed as a six place number plus four,
express that quotient as the denominator of a fraction in eights,
then subtract the original number....
you will get the exact time of your birth expressed in centimeters.
It's easy... give it a try.
Believe it? Why Not?