Jay-Birds:
"The Monogram Dikwillow"

The rare and endangered "Blue Crested Chester Dikwillow" , better known as the "OHNO Bird"found mostly in the swampy area of the Sahara. It can be recognize by its strange makings and mating call. The genitalia of the male bird is longer than its legs so when it lands on the hot desert sand it calls out
"Oh No... OH NO".

They are beautiful birds that actually help the environment by converting green house gasses into usable oxygen when they fly through the air. Unfortunately although they are beneficial to slow global warming they are also gooood eatin'

As you were,
Jay