Gargoyle Porn
I noticed that the blog is being hit about the same number of times a day if I publish something new daily or not. This is happening because I opened the blog up to the Internet crawlers. It seems that certain key words stick to a search and lead a surfer to one of the 1300 blog entries at The World is a Stage. "Gargoyle Porn" is one of those phrases that would be trapped by the typical Google search. The more times I use the phrase Gargoyle Porn the higher up on the search engine list it goes. Gargoyle Porn.
Gargoyle Porn is not something that I know anything about so if you got here via a search, there is no Gargoyle Porn here. Sorry about that all you Gargoyle Porn enthusiasts. I wish you well on your Gargoyle Porn search. I am sure there is Gargoyle Porn somewhere on the Internet, there is just no information here about Gargoyle Porn. I can imagine that Gargoyle Porn is popular in some circles, I just don't walk in those Gargoyle Porn Circles.
There is no way to tell who is searching for Gargoyle Porn, but the number of times this page is hit will give me an insight to the Gargoyle Porn community. Not that there is anything wrong with people who search for Gargoyle Porn. I will keep you posted on the outcome of this Gargoyle Porn experiment. To my regular readers who care nothing about Gargoyle Porn I will continue to post non Gargoyle Porn blogs for your reading. Gargoyle Porn. Gargoyle Porn.
Shhh... don't let on that this Gargoyle Porn idea is just a Internet experiment. We might offend the Gargoyle Porn people, who have come here via the Gargoyle Porn search. If you are one of those Gargoyle Porn people then thank you for helping us with this experiment. Gargoyle Porn could go viral. I assume there may be some Gargoyle Porn on YouTube.... but I am afraid to search. I don't want my Gargoyle Porn search to taint the actual Gargoyle Porn numbers. Gargoyle Porn. I am beginning to sound like Kevin Nealon doing Mr. Subliminal, Gargoyle Porn. That is about enough Gargoyle Porn.
As you were,
Jay
9 comments:
ROTFLMAO!!
Hey! What's goin' on? I thought there was gargoyle porn here!
Gargoyle Porn? Here? How did that rumor start?
I can understand the "porn" part... but Gargoyles? Very kinky. Gargoyle Porn, Gargoyle Porn, Gargoyle Porn...
Regular reader here .... who is currently laughing uncontrollably!
I about died laughing just reading the title for today. I'm on the floor with Tonda right now. (Though not engaged in any gargoyle porn...)
I come back and everybody's talkin' about gargoyle porn. I KNOW there must be gargoyle porn around here somewhere.
You know the old saying, "Where's there's smoke there's gargoyle porn."
The sad thing is, I decided to google the term gargoyle porn and your blog is actually third in the results. I didn't check the first two sites, but that fact somehow makes me uncomfortable...
Well, if you've ever watched the old Cornel Wilde movie, "Gargoyles," made back in 1972, and seen the way his character's daughter is(n't) dressed, you might have your answer. . .
Bill Matthews
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