Monday, April 04, 2011

Two Doctor Jokes
I am supposed to be working on several writing assignment and for those of you with a vested interest in that process I am doing just that.  This is just a momentary pause in the process.  I realized after last week that if I don't post something every few days.... it is assumed that I am infirm.  Although I still look like a teenager that had too many sweets before prom night, I am beginning to look like a human again.
However, just as an entry to keep up my status as an habitual blogger here it is for today.

Guy goes to the doctor with a bad ankle.  Doctor says to soak it in hot water and it will help.  The guy soaks his foot in hot water and it does not help.  The guy's maid asked what he is doing and he tells her. The maid says, "You don't use hot water you soak an ankle like that in cold water." Which he does and the ankle gets better.  Later he sees the doctor at the golf course.  He says that hot water did not do it and his maid said cold water would work and it did.  The doctor said, "What do you want from me? My maid said hot water."
Guy goes to the doctor with a carrot up his nose.  The doctor looks at him and says, "Well, it is obvious that you are not eating right."

And now back to pilots and time travel.

As you were,


Bob Conrad said...

We just worry about you, we want to know that you are alright, and that you don't have a carrot up your nose.

P. Grecian said...

Bob's right. Besides, my maid said you weren't feeling at all well.

Roomie said...

We NEVER said or infered that you were among the INFIRMED.....and my thoughts echo those of Bob and P I know them? I should, if they think like that...hope you are feeling better and my derm said to tell you that the treatment was the perfect thing for you....after you heal up and look like a human being again....
Carry on,