Friday, May 10, 2013

Puzzling problems

On FaceBook a man claimed to be a genius because he was able to complete a puzzle in less than three hours and on the box it said, "Three to six years."

Another guy gets a call from his girlfriend.  She is very depressed.  When he asks her what's the problem she says, 
"I got this jigsaw puzzle at the store and I can't put it together. I have been working on it for hours. None of the pieces seem to fit together and I can't make it look at all like the picture on the box." 
"Well, what kind of picture is it?" he asked "Is it that complicated?"
She said, "I think it is supposed to be a tiger,
"Hold on honey... I'll be right over to try and help".
Three to six years.  
The guy makes his way over to the girlfriends house and sees the puzzle pieces spread out on a card table in front of the box.  He stares at it for a moment and says,
"I think you are under too much stress, my dear.  I suggest you relax and have a glass of wine.  I'll help you put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
I hope you have a wonderful week end.  Happy Mothers Day to all you Mothers.
As you were,

1 comment:

P. Grecian said...

I've read that joke three times in two days...and laughed every time, Jay.
There's a fair chance I've been that guy a few times. :-)