Friday, April 16, 2010

Man Arrested for Abuse
(UPI - Kentucky) An unidentified man was arrested this week accused of abusing and killing a purplish humanoid creature. Seen here in a photograph taken moments after he was caught pulling the lifeless body of the little alien out of a black suitcase where he had been forced to reside. The strange man seems to be a transient living in a bus traveling from city to city, but never staying more than a day or two. What little is known about the offender is contained in a documentary called "I'm No Dummy" which was released to the public early last week.  But the documentary offered no explanation for why the middle aged man would do such a terrible act. The accused murderer offered no resistance to officers as he was handcuffed, gagged and taken to jail.  When reporters asked him "Why?" the man was heard to reply, "I thought it would be funny."  
He is being held at the Fort Mitchell, KY County jail. Judge J.R. Mahoney denied bail saying the man was a danger to society as he showed no remorse over the trouble and outrage he has caused. Brook Brookings, the transient's court appointed attorney, said he would look into the matter. Brookings only comment about the charge was, "You never know what drives people to do what they do. There is probably no explanation for the way he acts."
Attempts to revive the purple creature were unsuccessful and emergency medical personnel pronounced the color challenged unfortunate dead on the scene.
"We don't know how long the alien has been dead,"said one of the emergency responders, "We have never seen anything like it. He apparently never had a chance, since we could find no vital organs." 
For more information on this story go to:  Http.//ABUSER.con/registered offenders/

6 comments:

John said...

Perfection!

Bob Conrad said...

One can only wonder what the authorities would say about the little green man on Jay Johnson's front lawn?

maps said...

I just rented "I'm No Dummy" and thought it was GREAT! A very well done, informative and funny documentary. I've GOT to catch your show when it's in my area!

Tedtoons said...

I got nothing against Peanut. He's (he?) got the same cute little out-y belly button that my wife has.

But I'm befuddled by Dunham's bedazzled t-shirt.
(try saying that 5 times fast without noving your litz!)

Ryan said...

I just saw the "I'm No Dummy" dvd and it's phenomenal! Funniest stuff in the world... god I love these guys

Roomie said...

We can only DITTO all the above and say we LOVE YOU the best....
Carry on...