|The Orange Beetle - genis -Trumperius Irritateus|
With Spring comes an infestation of a rare and destructive beetle. The Trumperius Irritateus Beetle is swarming the country and seems out of anyone's control. Like killer bees the Trumperius Irritateus is an experiment gone bad, a genetically engineered bug was released to do a specific job. The DNA of two bugs was mixed to creat a more aggressive insect breed. The Trumperius is a cross between a New York cock roach (Slimis Bagus) and a Russian louse (Putinus Dic).
In an attempt to stem the pestilence of the common DC stink bug (Politicus Ignoramus), the Trumperius was introduced to the insect hives of Washington hoping create a new line of beetles. Unfortunately too much of the Russian louse was reproduced in the hybrid. The engineered insect had more problems than the breeders thought. Rather than mixing well with its new environment the Trumperius was angry and provocative to other bugs, ineffective at leadership, and very destructive to the environment. The Trumperius surrounds itself with other cockroaches and shows affection for all kinds of Russian louses. Most alarming, however, the Trumperius Beetle has spread up and down the east coast. Rather than staying in one spot it has established nests from New York to Florida.
The Trumperius is irritating in actions and expressions. It attempts to dominate females of all kinds but prefers to stay close to it's own off spring, especially the oldest female Irritateus. It seems to disdain all other non-native species except itself. The species is obsessively self aware puffing up its orange antenna in an opulent manner for attention. The Trumperius is know by its "Tweeting" sounds often trying to imitate fox howls or the shrieks of the alternative white jackal. The tweets are loudest in the early morning hours and annoy most every other species on the planet.
Exterminators disagree about how best to rid the country of this infestation. It would appear that the mutant bug is immune to most normal forms of elimination. It is not known how much damage the Trumperius will do before it can be neutralized. In fact there is not a consensus on who should be in charge of the beetle problem. The governmental agency which looks after the environment has been eliminated by the current administration. However, everyone agrees that it will cost a lot of money, time and resistance to keep this infestation from spreading.
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