I'm Here?

I still get a few autograph requests in the twilight of my career. However, nothing says "What have you done lately" like this Canadian request. I have blurred the sensitive information like they do on crime shows, but look closely at the return address.
Where are they Now? I find this envelope to be an absolute contradiction of purpose. While it implies that someone is lost, it came to me at my home address. I assume I was not that hard to find. And where should I be if not exactly where they found me.
The last time I thought to check, an eBay autograph of mine was going for 20 bucks. If Canadians really didn't know "where I am now", perhaps the autograph would go for 30.
As you were,
Jay