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#Wondering: What do you think of all the politics going on right now?

#RiteJay: I think Rick Santorum looks like Jerry Seinfeld.

#Wondering: Only not so funny, right?

#RiteJay: No, He does make me laugh. He calls it his policy, sounds like a Saturday Night Live sketch to me. I think that sweater vest is actually bullet proof, just in case he happens to be walking down a street in West Hollywood.

#Wondering: LOL. What about Newt?

#RiteJay: He looks like the evil Stay-Puffed Marshmallow Man in the movie "Ghost Busters". In the old days weren't witches always turning people into Newts? That was a bad thing, right?

#Wondering: Yeah, what's a Newt anyway?

#RiteJay: A Newt is a cold blooded slimy water lizard. They will mate with any other lizard, and doesn't do anything but make it difficult on the other creatures in the scum pond. A Newt's best defense against predators is leaving a bad taste in their mouth.

#Wondering: So no on Newt?

#RiteJay: I think he should get out of politics. Corner the market on the stuff that holds his third wife's hair in place and sell it to shield Nuclear reactors. He could make a fortune.

#Wondering: And Mitt?

#RiteJay: A Mitt and a Newt? That's the choice? Somehow neither one sounds very presidential.

#Wondering: You can't judge a politician by his funny name.

#RiteJay:  Really? Spiro Agnew? Now there is a funny name.  Nixon's vice president, forced to resign on a Criminal conviction of extortion, tax fraud, bribery and conspiracy.  He was convicted of accepting bribes totaling more than $100,000, while holding office as Baltimore County Executive, Governor of Maryland, and Vice President of the United States. But like you say... what's in a name.

#Wondering: Then how about Ron Paul. That's a good presidential name.

#RiteJay: He is the old man next door, running out of his house screaming at the kids to get off his lawn. If he becomes president he will install a new cabinet position. Secretary of Curmudgeon.

#Wondering: So in your opinion, what is the solution?

#RiteJay:  Oh, I'm not opinionated...  I am independent. I have an open mind.

#Wondering:  Right, Jay.