Duck Joke

Duck walks into a drug store. Says to the guy behind the counter,

"Got any Grapes?

Guy says, "No, this is a drug store."

Duck says, "You got any Grapes?"

"No, I told you we only sell drug related items here."

"You got any Grapes?"

"NO.. I told you already."

"You got any Grapes?"

"If you don't stop asking me about the Grapes I am going to nail your webbed feet to the floor."

The duck stops to think about this for a moment. He looks carefully at the guy and asks,

"Got any nails?"

"No," he says, "I told you we only have drug items."

Duck says, "No nails?"

"We don't sell nails....."

Duck thinks for a moment and says,

"Got any Grapes?"

As you were,

Jay