Saturday, November 08, 2008

This is a picture taken at 7:07 AM Saturday, Nov. 8th in the Commons area of the New Beginnings Reality Center. The pictures were stuck to the wall with Elmer's Glue and Juicy Fruit
gum. The DNA is being extracted from the gum to determine a suspect, although it is
assumed that patient #71169 is responsible. The staff is trying to determine if it was an act of extreme vandalism or an example of extreme art.
_______________________________________________________________ Below are pictures found in the room of patient #71169 which appear to be similar.





































Note to Staff:
Mr. Johnson is beginning to depress the other patients.

Dr. Stethenmetz

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:15 PM

    Oh my ogd !" This is brilliant. ;)

    Thanks for the laff,much needed.

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  2. Once again, Mandy opened the blog and saw these and they scared the beejeepers out of her. Then I told her that these were Uncle Jay's renderings and she wasn't afraid any longer, just complimentary. Why should these frighten the other patients unless they are portraits of them by you...in that case, I would be frightened as well if I looked like any of these. Went to see the Met in HD at the Tinseltown in Benton yesterday and the opera was John Adam's "Doctor Atomic," based on Oppenheimer's experiments and all leading up to the testing of "the bomb" in NM in the mid 40's. Thought of you. You would have enjoyed it!!! Why don't you catch us up on you and yours in an email when you are released?
    Carry on,
    TB&Pup

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