Note From: Dr. Theodore Stethenmetz, Director
NEW BEGINNINGS REALITY CENTER
To whom it may concern:
Mr. Johnson will not be writing a blog for a few days as he is not allowed Internet access here at the "center". We are not sure how long he will stay with us, it is hard to gage his condition. With a person like Mr. Johnson who has made a living for so long as a functioning schizophrenic it is difficult to come to a concise diagnosis.
His physical health is good and he seems to interact well with the other patients. He has permission to roam the grounds and has taken to digging up dandelions. Unfortunately the dandelions are the prized garden of patient #7684 who has been traumatized by the event.
I will be keeping you posted on his progress, and if he shows advanced signs of improvement in his condition, we may allow him limited use of the computer.
Freudianly yours,
Dr. Theodore Stethenmetz
1 comment:
We have just come back to the HSV Retirement Home after Missouri and Shreveport....and now to read the latest...."What the Hell is going on?" An explanation, please, or we will be forced to come out there and, well, let's just say it won't be pretty!!! Or is this just another ploy on your part to make us think you are once again "in disguise?"
Carry on,
TAOTB&TAOP
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